hazyfoxes:

Imagine Dan making you pancakes, he smiles at you as he goes to flip the pancake and slams the pan down on top of your head and you die.

macabredanse:

cheaperthanmedication:

There’s antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium, 
And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium, 
And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium, 
And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium, 
Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium, 
And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium, 
And gold and protactinium and indium and gallium, 

And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium. 

There’s yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium, 
And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium, 
And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium, 
And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium, and barium. 

There’s holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium, 
And phosphorus and francium and fluorine and terbium, 
And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium, 
Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium. 
And lead, praseodymium, and platinum, plutonium, 
Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium, 
And tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium, 

And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium. 

There’s sulfur, californium, and fermium, berkelium, 
And also mendelevium, einsteinium, nobelium, 
And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc, and rhodium, 
And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper, tungsten, tin, and sodium. 

These are the only ones of which the news has come to ha’vard, 
And there may be many others, but they haven’t been discavard. 

Is it sad that I’ve memorized half of this?

(via she-of-the-throne)

I’ve been having a really bad day, does anyone have anything that can cheer me up?

fairytalemood:

Princess Shoes series by Blule

Snow White, Cinderella, Ariel, Jasmine, Pocahontas

(via freudensteins-monster)

And suddenly your whole world is breaking apart. You just feel so empty, so weak. You keep lying on your bed staring at the ceiling with no thoughts, no emotions and no expression on your face. Just you and this one tear crawling down your cheek. You are broken cause you lost someone. You are sad cause love is gone. You are human. You are in Love.

Hinterkopf. (via c17h23no2)

(via flowerous)

do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop

(Source: cornerofyourmum, via zacharie-leo)

whoneedsfeminism:

My dad needs feminism because he raised my brothers to respect women but he still has to be afraid for his daughter’s safety because not all fathers do.

whoneedsfeminism:

My dad needs feminism because he raised my brothers to respect women but he still has to be afraid for his daughter’s safety because not all fathers do.

mintprincen:

goddess-of-apples:

snorlaxlovesme:

rosereturns:

things said in majority of movies:

  • "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
  • "she’s not just some girl!"
  • "I should have told you this a long time ago."
  • "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
  • "but I love him!!"

-“You’re giving up your dream!”
  “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”

"I knew your father. He was a good man."

*girl walks downstairs*

Guy: Wow… you look… great.

(via karkatindenial)